Pay Rise Needed to Maintain Hip Hop Lifestyle:
Gahmen
Posted on Thursday, December 13, 2007
Topic: Politics
Politics
by Kway Png
The staggering new round of pay hikes for Ministers and elite civil
servants is necessary, said the Gahmen, to maintain the hip-hop
lifestyle that was most recently displayed in a rap video performed
by the group Run MDA.
Homies be needin da cash, yall, said the Notorious B.G. Lee,
the artist formerly known as the Prime Minista. To be keepin da
bling-bling in Blingapore.
According to the Public Service Division, Singapores Ministers and
top civil servants will start 2008 with a pay rise ranging from 4
per cent to 21 per cent.
With this pay increase, President Nathans salary will go up from
$3.1 million this year to $3.87 million in 2008, while the Prime
Minister's will go from $3.09 million to $3.76 million. Meanwhile,
Ministers and senior permanent secretaries will get $1.94 million,
up from $1.593 million.
The Notorious B.G. Lee said he was persuaded to raise salaries
after watching a rap video performed by the senior management of
the MDA.
I checked out da video, yo. And damn, my homies, those niggaz
callin' themselves Run MDA? They be wearin motherf**in suits and
ties like some motherf**kin chinky-honkies! And look at dat fool
wearin' his underwear over his tights!' He shook his head in
dismay, hair hidden under a diamond-encrusted do-rag.
"Aint none o them wearin no big chunky bling round they necks or
they fingaz, or drinkin Cristal from a Jimmy Choo!" He banged the
table. "Whaddup wit dat! You cant call yo'self no gangstas if you
ain't got no bling! So I figured, they's probly be needin some
extra benjamins an' shit.
Fo shizzle, my nizzle, said President Nathan a.ka. Nate Doggy
Dog, a hip-hop handle he chose because niggaz be sayin I aint
nuthin but the Gahmens beyotch. He defended his massive salary
even though a majority of Singaporeans believe his job consists of
doing donno what futt also.
Whaddup wit dat, yo? he hollad. I be workin hard, homes! Its
a hard knock life, puttin my blubber to da rubber stampin an
shit.
The Notorious B.G. Lee agreed, saying that personally, he needed
the cash to "maintain my Ho. 'Cos the Ho, she be needin' the
ka-Ching."
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